Mr. Clean Magic Eraser (An Ode)

Oh Mr. Clean I love you so,
you clean so well, you are a pro,
built up kitchen grease and mystery spots,
even James's new polka dots,
he tried so hard to test your skills,
that sharpie pen, oh it gives me chills,
my dishwasher, my cabinet doors,
several walls and tile floors,
who knew he could do damage so fast,
but thanks to you it disappeared at last,
I owe you one, what can I say,
you are the best, you saved my day,
thank you dearly Mr. Clean,
you are the best, you stand supreme.