The Gospel of Collie According to Hall
"And the angel said unto me "Look" and I beheld an One, choice above all others for his righteousness,
"And Lo, the hand of the Lord was upon him as I saw him emerge from the throng of the wicked to receive the ball of curious shape.
"And in the land Northward there was much moaning and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
"And then did the Almighty send forth his shafts in the whirlwind* to combat the wicked and did beat them back to the borders by the endzone.
*And again the angel said "Look" and I beheld a youth, large in stature who was foreordained to vanquish the foe.
"When handed the ball of curious shape, that chosen youth did trample the wicked beneath his feet, and humble those who do kick against the pricks, sending them to that place of neverending misery and woe.
"And there went up a cheer in Zion, for they knew that if they would but remain faithful and true, the Lord would never again forsake them as in the years of Crowton the Great."
*- yellow flags
(Someone posted this on Cougarblue and I had to put it on here!)
-John
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